The following stills from the Netflix original "Gypsy" were posted on my Twitter feed (@sleritz) during #SidAppreciationWeek (Sept. 17 - 23, 2017). These are roughly chronological as the episodes progress. (Accompanying captions mine.)
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Wanted: Barista at the "Rabbit Hole" |
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Audacious flirt; "...it's actually kinda hot." |
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Sid can barely contain her delight when Diane visits the Rabbit Hole. |
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Sid is a human emoji; her emotions shine right through; Diane arrives, she's thrilled! |
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Sid; only she can make tank top, apron & ratty sweatshirt look hot. |
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Sid; detects lame pick-up lines when she hears them. "Have you always been into coffee?" "It's a job." |
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Sid; aglow in stage presence; audience transfixed! (particularly Diane) |
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Sid beyond thrilled that Diane came to the show (but trying to stay cool). |
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Typical lesbian first date; revealing intimate family details and getting deep; referring to "subtext." |
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Sid; Rachel Weisz's doppelganger. (Damn these Brits are gorgeous!) |
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With a twist of hair, Sid gently inserts her tentacles into Diane. Neither will ever be the same. |
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Sid; the object of fantasy for SO many (Sam, Jean, Twitterverse ...) |
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Sid wears her emotions on her sleeve; surprised and delighted when Diane arrives at Bushwick popup. |
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Sid starts to get a sense of what she's dealing with; "Maybe that's what I want you to see," Diane says to her. |
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Sid rocks the party in tiger-striped t-shirt & shorts (and is the sexiest one there). |
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It's easy to tell what Sid's thinking when she stares at Diane; "I'm gonna kiss you soon." |
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Occasionally daring with the eye make-up. |
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The closer she is to Diane, the better she feels; Sid is completely obsessed. |
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Sid's attraction to Diane is boundless; it's like a magnetic force. |
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Sometimes, Sid's impulsiveness rubs Diane the wrong way; Diane flees. |
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Sid can't wait to snuggle under the covers at the movies with Diane. |
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Sid is inclined to run in 2" heeled boots; high on adrenaline after her date with Diane. |
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Of course, for Sid the Millennial, "we're not doing anything wrong" and "nobody gives a shit." |
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Sid assures Diane that it's "OK" that she's a "lesbian virgin." |
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Sid keeps appearing in Diane's dreams ... |
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Sid doesn't care if it's impolite to ask a woman her age; "38? or 40? 45?" |
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As Sid describes her girl crush on her teacher, it's apparent that Sid has obsessive tendencies. "Madly in love."
(Alternate caption: Sid is a master of Millennial parlance: "chill" and "you only live once.") |
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Sid is so touched by Diane's thoughtful gift; literally and symbolically, a flame. |
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Sid is keenly insightful; she contradicts Diane's claim of normalcy as "secretly dysfunctional." |
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Sid; lead singer of the Vagabonds. Love child of Janis Joplin and Pasty Cline. |
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Sid launches fashion trend of over-sized sweaters hanging down at the elbows. |
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Sid has just about had it with the cat-and-mouse game; she antagonizes Diane by suggesting to her that "...she's not into women" and that she might want to hook up with Francis. |
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Sid digs the dagger in deeper by telling Diane that she and Sam "ended up fucking just like old times."
(Alternate commentary: Sid rocks the British accent; go on, you can hear it, "scared little girl" (no R)) |
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Sid's occasionally speechless; utterly floored that Diane had the balls to go in for the kiss. |
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Sid ditches her shift to rendezvous with Diane at the Rubin for an afternoon delight. |
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Sid is suspicious of Diane's "plans and backup plans" speech; she doesn't see Diane practicing what she preaches. |
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Sid assures Diane that they'll all eventually fuck off. |
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Sid's tenderness and compassion emerge when Diane needs it most. There's no doubt how much Sid cares for her. |
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Sid is unafraid to stare at Diane with unabashed lust. |
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Sid is handy with the double entendre; asks Diane if she "likes new things." |
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Sid likes to be in charge; she takes Diane by the hand to bring her to her sex lair. |
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Sid's not too interested in Hostessing 101; she's more interested in circling her prey. |
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As is often the case with two women, before the sex there's emotional intimacy (i.e., talking and sharing). |
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Sid masters the art of seduction with a slow dance; bewitching. |
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Ever the horn dog, Sid can't help but give Diane the "I want to fuck you" up-and-down stare. |
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Sid enjoys a slow dance as long as it eventually leads to a kiss. |
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Sid loves being told what to do (especially if it involves removing clothing). |
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Sid is kinda a tease; she interrupts a hot and heavy session to get high (worthy endeavor, though). |
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Sid espouses the benefits of "Blue Dream": inspiration and mind-opening (and, the best orgasms). |
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Sid; an expert at the shotgun kiss. |
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Sid, at the mercy of all her appetites, gets the munchies and of course orders pizza. |
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Sid characterizes Diane's Blue Dream-inspired contemplation with one word: "Deep." |
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Sid wants to know, "Does that turn you on?" Knowledge she may use later ... |
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Sid is visibly aroused and turned on. The human body remarkably manifests our emotional state. |
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Sid takes on the butch role by servicing Diane; an astonishing level of intimacy for their first interlude. |
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Sid don't care where; anyplace (such as the store room) is a great place for some sugar. |
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Sid totally buys into the road trip fantasy; she hasn't a clue that she's being played. |
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Sid invents a new form of conversation; insert passionate kiss between sentences. |
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Sid rocks the Millennial parlance; she insults a co-worker with the line "suck my dick." |
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Sid is always contemplating her next move on how to get closer to Diane. |
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Sid has a devious streak; she tells Diane she deleted the photo, and then later posts it to Instagram. |
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Sid can't believe how adept Diane is at resisting her charms. |
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Sid is a master of little white lies; this is her "in the bath," chatting on the phone with Diane.
(Alternate caption: Modern day dating; sending each other selfies and arranging for the next hook up.) |
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Sid deprives Diane of watching her solo session; Diane's desire for her is visceral, evoking an immediate "oh god." |
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Sid's urgency for Diane is unmatched. |
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Sid begins to detect that Diane is distancing herself. |
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Sid makes an impulsive trip to Darien just to briefly talk to Diane; she can feel her pulling away and she's devastated. |
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On the train home from Darien, just getting a text from Diane perks her up. |
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Enjoying yet another ALLLMOST kiss, Sid has no idea that Diane is planning to disentangle herself from Sid. |
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In a bizarre twist, Diane convinces Sid that it's a good idea to crash Sam's engagement party. |
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Sid knows Diane is up to something, but she can't quite put her finger on what. |
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Sid enjoys the idea of having a dog rather than actually having a dog (which requires her to walk her). |
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Sid's unafraid to stalk you on LinkedIn, show up at your office, and interrogate you. |
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